Toilet Gator Chapter Notes – Chapter 80

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Are hetero-normative-cuddle-queer-sexuals even a thing?

Trick question, bigot.  It’s the current year.  Everything is a thing.

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Toilet Gator Chapter Notes – Network News One Transcript #6

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Noble reader, is there a profession lower than political pundit?  All these people do is blather on and on about their opinions, talking over each other and really, who cares?

Oh well.  I hope you enjoyed the Insane Talking Heads.

Toilet Gator Chapter Notes – Chapter 67

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Oh, noble reader.

If you didn’t cry at least a little when that baby alligator was jammed down the toilet with a plunger as young Buford wept, then you must have a heart made out of stone.

Then again, maybe Roxy was right?

Do you think Skippy was born evil or did that fateful day when he was so unceremoniously flushed make him that way?

Toilet Gator Chapter Notes – Chapter 63

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Is Cole right?  Does it make sense for exes to hash out their past grievances?  Does everyone automatically think they are right and the other person is wrong?

I agree with Cole somewhat.  Just as he says, I also have been around for nearly 40 years at the time of this writing and I’ve never had an argument that ended with someone’s mind changed, someone telling me, “Huh, after hearing you out, I realize now that I was wrong and you were right all along.”

Rarely happens.  Has never happened to me.  Has it happened to you?