Hi. I’m Bookshelf Q. Battler.
That sure was a funny scene about Peyronie’s Disease but let me assure you, curvature of the penis is no laughing matter.
According to the Institute for Bogus Statistics, nearly 3,980,552 men suffer from Peyronie’s Disease, an affliction that, in layman’s terms, causes a penis to bear a striking resemblance to a wacky water park slide. It just goes around and around and around and sometimes its hard to figure out where it starts and where it stops.
- Having to stand backwards at the toilet and carefully planning your urination session such that your pee stream curves around your butt and into the toilet. Needless to say, no one wants to be in the splash zone as this is a tricky maneuver that few have mastered.
- Requiring your partner to go at your junk at odd angles. Sadly, most Peyronie’s Disease sufferers have found that they must either date trained gymnasts or no one at all.
- Wanting to become the president, just so that women will overlook the curvature of your dong, as one 1990s POTUS may or may not have done.
Stop laughing. Please, let’s all put our heads together and find a cure for this terrible malady today.