You know, noble reader, I’m just going to say it, right here and right now.
If sales of Toilet Gator are good enough, I’m going to sponsor one of those African kids I keep seeing in the commercials.
Just one though. I can’t sponsor like, 50 African kids. I know they all need help but I put a lot of work into writing this book about an alligator who eats people while they’re sitting on the toilet.
Presently, I can’t do it. You should though. They need your help
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