Toilet Gator Chapter Notes – Chapter 31

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Moses is one of my favorite characters in this book.  Makes me wish I would have joined the Army.  Oh, to have that level of confidence all the time.

My favorite quote in this chapter, and perhaps it is up there as one of my favorites from the entire book:

“Young lady, no offense, but your mother sounds like a radical left-wing lesbian who daydreams all day about crawling inside Hillary Clinton’s vagina and taking a nap. If she’s really going to divorce your father for enrolling you in a fine organization like Gun Scouts, then he should thank his lucky stars that he won’t be wasting another day of his precious life with such a contemptible shrew.”

Admit it.  At first, I tricked you into thinking Moses was talking to adult gun range students, didn’t I?

 

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