Have you ever been to a strip club and there’s that one stripper who never got the memo that there’s a time limit on stripping? Poor thing. Didn’t invest her stripper dollars wisely and now she’s still there, running around, trying to sell discount lap dances that come with tales about how she once stripped for Dwight D. Eisenhower?
She’s probably lying. Ike would never partake in such evil doings.
Anyway, that’s Old Roxy in a nutshell.
Sigh. When you need glucosamine-chondroitin for your joints, you know it’s over. Oh, cruel world!