Toilet Gator Chapter Notes – Network News One Transcript #4

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Panic loud. Panic early. Panic often.  Keep your TV glued to NN1.  Buy our sponsors’ products.

That’s NN1’s mantra and you can tell Kurt is really hamming the toilet killer fiasco up, doing his best to scare people into thinking they’ll die on the can if they don’t keep their eyes on NN1.

In real life, do you think the major cable news networks would treat a toilet killer story like this? Yeah, I do too.

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